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Wednesday, May 9th, 2012
7:27 pm
hey buddies!
sorry its been a week since i updated
Friday, February 22nd, 2008
12:01 am
grow the fuck up
you treat me like shit then expect me to act like we are friends? well fuck you too i dont givea damn anymore and im not gonna hide this chickenshitbullshit anymore

Current Mood: pissed off
Friday, August 10th, 2007
1:29 pm
Friday, August 3rd, 2007
12:24 am
Thoughts about Woman...
I am more of a Renaissance Man in terms of a balance of interests, capabilities, and consciousness than is commonplace, and am looking for a connection that is based on Passion infused with deep Love and exhilarating Romance. I come from a very loving family and seem to have had that capacity innately. It's blowing my mind these days that what I take for granted as far as an ability to experience and share sincere love, sex, and intimacy without a lot of inhibition is maybe even the exception rather than the rule. Women are supposed to be the kind, loving, deeply feeling gender, full of tenderness and nurturing and excitement over romantic experience, but I don't know.... Is this you? Hope so. Without belaboring the issue and hammering the poor word to death, I'm into real love---giving and receiving---and have no problem expressing that in all ways to a beautiful girl who deserves it and loves to spoil the man she's in love with in the ways women can with men. I ultimately would not want to require my woman to have to work a lot of hours a week at something she's less than enthused about doing if she doesn't want to. It's reciprocal, (selfish?), because I want her to have the time, energy, and desire for a lot of intimacy, fun, closeness, and mutual connection with me, and from my experience it's unrealistic to expect a woman to have all of that available for the relationship while she's also got a demanding career. Fun, travel, lovemaking, happiness, and mutual caring...I want a woman who could be happy to have that for her desired life, and has found after hanging out together for a while that I'm the one she wants to go there with.

The creativity on her part to create romantic and sexual surprises and fun would be amazing.

Creativity in everything is everything.

What I am sincerely looking for is a total drop-dead gorgeous, beautiful girl who wants it all---love, sex, and a good life together, but cares more about being in love than anything else. What she really wants is to share that love and life with a very special, handsome, intelligent, dynamic, creative, successful guy that she respects, looks up to, and is deeply in love with.

We all have our own level of desire for sex, and mine is very high. It is therefore best for me to be with a woman with a very strong sex drive. I hope this statement is not forward or offensive to anyone...apologies if it is. It's such an important area of a relationship, why not just be honest about it? We all have our native capacities and desires in this area. No right or wrong, but compatibility would be nice, right? Even essential. For me sex is such a fulfilling way to express love, and loving deeply and having a lot of sex as an expression of that caring and feeling is Bliss...for me anyway...for you, too?

The ultimate woman for me is very loving and very beautiful, very affectionate and very sexual.

(With all due respect, if what you are seeking is only about dollars, with no feeling whatsoever, I don't think we're probably right for each other. Only about 10%-20% of the women on this site are that way, from my experience---cut and dried emotionless escort girls, gold-diggers, with only focus on money regardless of the guy or his or her feelings, love, etc.---but if this is you or where you are at this point in life then do us both a favor and seek a similarly unfeeling guy elsewhere. There are a lot of them out there, and it shouldn't be that difficult to find. That said, in all sincerity, and even though I may have come across as judgemental or critical---sorry! I do understand that life and finances can be scary and survival-threatening at times for all of us, and am certainly not beyond rescuing my beautiful damsel in distress, taking her back to my castle and making her life wonderful, with all of her heart given to me and the joy of happiness forever after on her face---this is good stuff. But the vibe about yah, yah, how boring, how much? is a real turn off. Still, we are all free to have these moments and times and reactions to life's challenges, and in any case, if this is happening to you, the best to you, and I hope you find what you're wanting. It's out there. I wish for your wishes to be fulfilled.)

<3 <3 <3 Jas

Current Mood: nostalgic
Thursday, July 19th, 2007
1:12 am
Bros 'N Hos,

Well, it's the SVJ back here on the LJ to once again clue you in on the most happening happenings in all things that go POP! in the night!!! That's right, sports fans, yours truly has scored the golden goose egg of the decade two days in advance... HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HOLLOWS!!! Well, to be totally truthful (as is my wont) I snagged this hot potato last week, but I took my sweet ol' time reading it, due to the the busy IN lifestyle y'all know I live!!! What have I got to say, you ask? WOW!!! Ms. Rowling (soon to be Ms. SVJ, if ya catch what I'm whiffing ya way) has really outdone her wrinkly old self this time!!! I'm talking goblins, giants, unicorns, centaurs, dragons, fairies, trolls, elves, ravenclaws, hufflepuffs, scylitherians, griffens, weasleys, dumbledores, dagons, tommyknockers, ents, manbearpigs, creepers, attenboroughs, and many, MANY more all taking off the proverbial gloves and duking it out old school with HE WHO SHALL REMAINED UNNAMED HISSELF!!! I gots to tell ya that I have a RAGING HARDON just remembering the POWER and the GLORY that is the FINAL HOGWARTS SMACKDOWN RAW!!! TMI, I know, I know, but that's why you fine people keep coming back here, isn't it?!??

Now I know what you all are thinking: OMGAH IS HE GONNA SPOIL IT FOR ME OH FUCK I MUST LOOK AWAY BUT I CANT BUT I MUST BUT I CANT OH SHIT OH FUCK OH PLEASE SVJ TAKE ME INTO YOUR MIGHTY BLACK THIGHS AND MISPLACE ME IN YOUR LOVE CAVERNS!!! Well, I've gots to tell ya, I've thought about it and... and I just can't ruin the end of a book that I know so many of you have been waiting for so eagerly for for so many years. I can't ruin it here because I know that your loyalty to this my Beloved LJ would conflict with your love for Sir Harry Potter of Privet Drive and result in a TEAR IN THE SPACE TIME FABRIC CONTINUUM!!! LOLZ, jking, of course, I know you'd choose Potter over me, and I can't blame ya, I'd choose Potter over me too!!! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST LADIES AND GENTS!!!

So, I'm not gonna spoil it. BUT I AM GONNA PRINT THE LAST CHAPTER IN IT'S ENTIRETY ROFLMFAOZ!!! Sorry, but I can't RESIST this anymore! You must see!!! Some of YOU may have heard that this last CHAPTER takes the form of an EPILOGUE written as a NEWSpaper article set twenty years following THE conclusion of the final BATtle. WELL, that's ONE THIRD THE TRUTH!!! It does take place twenty years after the FINAL HOGWARTS SMACKDOWN RAW, but that's where the official story ends and the SVJ STAMPED VERSION OF APPROVAL BEGINS. I'm warning you now, THIS IS SOME WEIRD, OUT-THERE, AVANT GARDE, shit Rowling SPITS at the end, involving a stream of consciousness narrative by HARRY himself twenty years down the line, but I gots to tell ya, I LOVE IT TO FUCKING DEATH. So here you have it, the final CHAPTER of the MAGNIFICENT, MAGNANIMOUS, MELLIFLUOUS, MANIPULATIVE, MANDIBULAR, MASTICLUATORY, MAJESTIC... MARRY MOTTER MAND ME MEATHLY MOLLOWS!!!!

Spoilers Abound, Sailors Take Warn...





<< I was asleep when our plane hit the runway, but the jolt brought me instantly awake. I looked out the window and saw the Rocky Mountains. What the fuck was I doing here? I wondered. It made no sense at all. I decided to all my attorney as soon as possible. Have him wire me some money to buy a huge albino Doberman. Denver is a national clearing house for stolen Dobermans; they come from all parts of the country.
Since I was already here, I thought I might as well pick up a vicious dog. But first, something for my nerves. Immediately after the plane landed I rushed up the corridor to the airport drugstore and asked the clerk for a box of amyls.
She began to fidget and shake her head. "Oh, no," she said finally. "I can't sell those things except by prescription."
"I know," I said. "But you see, I'm a doctor. I don't need a prescription."
She was still fidgeting. "Well... you'll have to show me some I.D.," she moaned.
"Of course." I jerked out my wallet and let her see the police badge while I flipped through the deck until I located my Ecclesiastical Discount Card- which identifies me as a Doctor of Divinity, a certified Minister of the Church of the New Truth.
She inspected it carefully, then handed it back. I sensed a new respect in her manner. Her eyes grew warm. She seemed to wat to touch me. "I hope you'll forgive me, Doctor," she said with a fine smile. "But I had to ask. We get some real freaks in this place. All kinds of dangerous addicts. You'd never believe it."
"Don't worry," I said. "I understand perfectly. But I have a bad heart and I hope-"
"Certainly!" she exclaimed- and within seconds she was back with a dozen amyls. I paid without quibbling about the ecclesiastical discount. Then I opened the box and cracked one under my nose immediately, while she watched.
"Just be thankful your heart is young and strong," I said. "If I were you I would never... ah... holy shit!... what? Yes, you'll have to excuse me now; I feel it coming on." I turned away and reeled off in the general direction of the bar.
"God's mercy on you swine!" I shouted at two Marines coming out of the men's room. They looked at me, but said nothing. By this time I was laughing crazily. But it made no difference. I was just another fucked-up cleric with a bad heart. Shit, they'll love me down at the Brown Palace. I took another big hit off the amyl, and by the time I got to the bar my heart was full of joy. I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger... a Man on the Move, and just sick enough to be totaly confident. >>



Well, folks, there ya have it!!! Thanks JK for all the years of fear and loathing!!! RIPZ YA SPOILED BRAT!!!

"... Love ...
... Comes out of...
... Nowhere ...
... Soon returns ...
... To nowhere ...
... So....
... cherish it...
... while you can ..."

-A Great Man

Current Mood: high
Thursday, July 12th, 2007
11:30 pm
Hey Guys and Ghouls!!!

I know a lot of you have been a-buzz concerning this new trailer that precedes Mike "Da Shit" Bay's transcendant Transformers ("Da Shit" is what those "In Da Know" call him). Well, it just so happens that JJ Abrams latest soon-to-be-mega-hit is a top secret project that I have been intimately involved in from Day 1! I've signed a confidentiality agreement that does not allow me to reveal all the juicy details, which even restricts me from telling you fine people what it is I'm doing in the movie! Rest assured, though, dear readers, that it is everything you would expect from me... and more!!!

Anywho, what I can tell you is the following:

1. Yes, the movie is coming out on 1.18.08, though that is not the title.
2. The Ethan Haas websites, www.ethanhaaswasright.com and www.ethanhaaswaswrong.com are NOT linked with the Cloverfield project. The official site is www.1-18-08.com. There ARE more websites associated with the movie, but they haven't been discovered... yet!!!
3. It is NOT a Godzilla movie!!!
4. It is NOT a Cthulu movie!!!
5. It is NOT a Transformers movie (doih, you just watched that, biatchz!)!!!
6. It is NOT a Voltron movie!!!
7. It is NOT a Giant Lion!!!
8. It is NOT the Smoke Monster from LOST!!!
9. It is NOT a sequel to the Blair Witch Project!!! LOLZ!!!
10. Steven Spielberg IS executive producing, but he is not directing. That duty falls to everybody's beloved Cohen Brothers, of Fargo and O, Brother Where Art Thou fame!!!
11. The budget of the movie is a very un-Blair Witchy 300 Million Clams!!!
12. Christian Slater was slated to star, but had to drop out when he suffered malaria following his shoot of the late great Werner Herzog's RESCUE DAWN!!!
13. There are more things in heaven and on earth, Horatio, than can be dreamt of in YOUR philosophy, biatch!!!....

JKing on that last one, folks!!! That's from Shakespeare's The Tempest!!! You didn't think I was a poet, did ya?!!?!

So that's all I've got for now... hope that wets your appetites and gets your hairy nips hard!!!... and in the meantime check out that official site... there's more there than meets the eye!!!

Jason "Not the Statue of Liberty" Ellis

"There's only one rule of thumb when dealing with the women: fuck and run, fuck and run."
- A Great Man

Current Mood: ecstatic
Sunday, November 12th, 2006
12:12 pm
welll welllll welllllll people that are coming home for thanks givingggg we should all hangs out PEACES

Current Mood: content
Tuesday, August 29th, 2006
9:32 pm
Friday, August 4th, 2006
9:01 pm
Anyone wanna play?

Current Mood: curious
Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
6:40 pm
my poor computer passed away but now it had a baby
Sunday, June 11th, 2006
1:50 pm
Spike is sitting here dazed and confused.

Current Mood: confused
Thursday, May 18th, 2006
1:12 pm
Monday, May 8th, 2006
8:56 pm
In your own words describe the difference between the confederate and the union.
Thursday, May 4th, 2006
10:56 pm
My Little Green Wagon

My little green wagon with its little wooden spokes gently climb over the surface

Whisping along the trail to find its own sunny horizon it steadily climbs.

This little GREEN wagon aint no son of mine.

Jason Raymondish Ellis
Monday, May 1st, 2006
6:36 pm
The Sscreetch
The Scratch

I sleep to dream her

I wake up trembling without your long lost scent

From time to time I take the wine out and

drink it without your everlasting recoil

From with this torcher I become a full man

that can take in your love.

Your Scratch....Your Bite....Your Love.

Jason Raymondish Ellis
Saturday, April 29th, 2006
9:42 pm
something i wrote


Hello! You've Got Mail!

My thick drowning sorrows.

Beckoning my lisp of fair beauty

OH the green green earth!

How you watch over and bathe my dream girl!

Simply this...Your are my dream world

Thursday, April 27th, 2006
5:38 pm

Current Mood: horny
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
6:10 pm
I have nothing to say but Im updating anyways. llllll
Saturday, March 25th, 2006
12:39 am
im movingg away from everything
Friday, February 17th, 2006
9:34 pm
svjackle@gmail.com Email me please so that I may have people in my email list pleasee mail me plz so ihace me yl,.z
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